We Can't Be Friends

Today I saw a car with some words printed on it.

"People like you are the reason people like me need meditation."

Wow there, getting a bit extreme with the hate, eh? Don't be blaming me for your mental instability. Save us all the trouble and go live alone in a cabin in the woods, why don't you.

Besides, I don't need to meditate to not go ballistic against the people with whom I do not get along. Apparently I am a much more accomplished human.

"Save the planet
Kill yourself"

Okay, now that's getting a bit violent. I think Johnny needs to go meditate. Actually, why are you even here? Why haven't you uh, gone and killed yourself out of concern for the planet? You certainly aren't helping your cause by driving around in your beat-up car. If you're not willing to kill yourself, perhaps you could take the bus instead? Or ride a bicycle? Walk?

Either this person is a closed-minded liberal fundamentalist or just extremely ironic.