Questionable Questions

People in America really worry me sometimes. It's bad enough that they obviously don't know how to write in English, but their behavior and the fact that they should be asking such questions is disturbing.

"Is it illeagle to shoot someone you dont like ?"
"theres this guy that's really getting on my nerves and i just get so mad is it against the law to pop a cap in his ***"
Even if you have the mentality of a five-year-old, you can still buy a gun in the U.S.

"I got a broken jaw after i was assulted, for telling this couple to break up, can i file criminal charges?"
"I was at the laundrymat and i overheard this couple say there ages, He was 22 and she was 16, I walked upto them, and told them to break up, and he should be beaten for going out with a girl that young, i told them to break up right away, and to never talk to her ever again.I grabbed the guy, and he punched me out, breaking my jaw.He took off, when the police came, and his gf went with him"
Ok, let's get this straight... So you walk up to someone, insinuate that he should be beaten, and then grab him. That can't end well.

"Can someone give me a complete list of laws in canada as well what someone has to do to become a citizen?"
"i want to move to canada or any place where weed is legal but it's not the easiest thing to research any help would be great if you can send me an email with a list thank you for your input"
Talk about being lazy.