Saturday, November 13, 2010

Ask Aardvark

A collection of silly questions people have asked me through Aardvark.
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(From Troy J./M/Houston,TX)
Whats the best digital camera on the market and whats the cheapest website can I buy it from?
If I recommend a Hasselblad H4D-60, are you going to go buy one? Personally I'm not prepared to drop $42,000 on a camera no matter how good it is. I get so many of these questions it's ridiculous, although they usually specify a price (which is almost always "under $200").
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(From Bert C./M/Raleigh,NC)
using Nikon d3 24 - 70 mm lens, shots of fall leaves are not crisp and clear. Bright day, ISO 400, shutter speed fast at f16. Why are leaves not crisp and clear
User error.
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(From Jorge O./29/M/LasVegas,NV -- sent via iPhone)
I have a chevy camaro I have gotten it to 145mph. Has eny body got to top speed?? 160mph.
Sigh...
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(From Marcelo A./27/M/SF,CA -- sent via iPhone)
Is there a way to sell a car with $5000 worth of tickets in a different state and avoid paying the tickets? Car is currently in California.
No one said the question had to conform to ethics, I guess.
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(From Sina S./24/M/Tehran,Iran -- sent via iPhone)
I'm going on sport air filter on kia rio model 2003, plz help me what's model to be better in engine have nice sound and with high efficiecy engine
Ah yes, the Kia Rio. Well-regarded for its sporty performance, that. Changing the air filter will certainly make the engine sound much better.
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(From Katie F./F/Newfoundland,PA -- sent via iPhone)
What size suitcase should I bring to school?
To live there? Or to attend class?
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(From Alec D./20/M/Austin,TX -- sent via iPhone)
What about using bondo body filler to fix cars makes people so opinionated and emotional?
"Damn you Bondo! Why can't you fill this dent smoothly!? I... I thought I could TRUST you for once *sob* *sniff*"
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 iPhone users...

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